DECEMBER CLUB MEETING
Sorry folks but I missed the December meeting.   In place of the minutes we bring you Brian Meekings'

• SCCBC will finally get their track expansion completed, by using barges on the Fraser River-turning right at Turn 2 and reentering at Turn 5.
  
• Due to the continued shortage of Turnworkers M.E.T.A will fully staff their Emergency truck and enter all race groups, stopping when needed.
  
• All drivers will be required to stop and work turns for 2 laps during their race.
  
• All entry fees to be dropped in favor of exit fees. What a driver pays will be based on lap times and where they finish in their race.
  
• S.C.C.A. Pro Hummer class proves to be a big hit with fans. However, combining this group with the World Challenge Cars does not work out.
  
• F.I.A. doubles the current cockpit size of Formula-One cars so that Sylvester Stallone can make his Formula-One movie.
  
• Due to new cockpit rules, Nigel Mansel makes Formula-One comeback.
  
• F.I.A. announces plans to allow European "Big Rig" trucks to compete at 24 hours of  Le-Mans.
  
• Trying to copy the success of NASCAR's truck series, I.R.L. reveals plans for a Mini Van series.
  
• NASCAR, following current market trends, mandates that all cars must be front wheel drive.
  
• Honda unveils plans to enter NASCAR racing.
  
• After retiring as C.AR.T. Chief Stewart, Wally Dallenbach becomes the next President of the United States of America.
  
• C.A.R.T. announces plans for their inaugural "White House Grand Prix"
  
• Everyone relaxes, has fun, and enjoys themselves. Races, once again, become pleasant to attend.