YOU MIGHT BE A RACER IF.......
* You think the primary purpose of wings is to PREVENT flight.
* You take your helmet along when you go to buy new eyeglasses or check out cars (seats).
* You feel compelled on a road trip to beat your
previous best time.
* You are happiest when your street car's tires are
worn to racing depth (wear bars showing).
* When something falls off of your car, you wonder how much weight you just saved.

*When you hear 'overcooked it', instead of food  you think 'off the track'.
* You change engine oil every other week.
* You sometimes hear little noises from your passengers when you get on the throttle right after turning in.
* You thoroughly enjoy showing the tailgater behind how to drive around a highway off-ramp.
* Your racing budget is one of the big three-
mortgage, car payments/maintenance, dating.
* Your email address refers to your race car rather
than to you.